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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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