How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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