at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Where is the hickey?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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