She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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