I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We need to get me chipped asap
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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