I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Pooping to opera.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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