My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I cut my penus on the lid.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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