singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
This is the high leading the old right now
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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