STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
