just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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