nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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