We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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