Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
