I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just tell him i said nine months
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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