belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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