If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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