i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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