I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I just forgot I was standing up.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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