youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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