i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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