So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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