is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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