i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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