You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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