I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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