Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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