I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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