I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
