So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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