I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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