Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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