Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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