I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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