Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
