Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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