Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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