it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Randomize
