I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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