yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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