I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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