I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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