Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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