im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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