Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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