Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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