I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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