GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize
