so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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