i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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