I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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