I should be sponsored by Trojan
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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