What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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