you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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