Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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