The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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