if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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