so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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