do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Shame - the story of my life.
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