Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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