He disabled his match.com account in front of me
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
