I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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